"Babe, that sounds really weird. And Leah, don’t pull me into your moments."
"All I want to do is go to a party! It’s a yes or no answer, really."
"All I want to do is eat my sandwich, why is that so difficult?"
unxdone said: aurora is super drunk too so she will be like ‘listen here BLONDIE!’
she’d be calm the whole converstation but the moment she got home its going down. She’d be like “I chose Ryan Gosling over you, you and your family will show me some damn respect Greg.” then angry sex
*steering liz away from the aurora/ greg drama. don’t go into baby, its not safe*
“Daaaaaaad. I look exactly like Mom and I know you can’t not give into her puppy dog eyes.”
"I’m having some special time with my sandwich can you hold the eyes off for five minutes?"
“Psh, you don’t pay for my phone bill.”
”But Dad, i love you.”
"I fucking made you, show some damn respect."
—"Gosh you were better as babies, all you did was eat and drooled all cute."
“You’re so right, Laila.. but buttttttt we can’t give him you either. There we have it, no birthday present for him.”
"How can Greg talk about being with Beyonce but I can’t be with 2Chainz?"
"Dad, come on. I’m not as reckless as Nick. Why won’t you let me go to this party? Katie is only turning seventeen once."
"Can we not discuss things while I’m eating, let me enjoy my food in peace?!"
“I got your back dude.”
"Yeah.. alright. Wish a bitch would."
"Thank you but all I have to do is turn off the cable, the wifi and your phones as well as burn all her shoes and tile the floors with legos!"
"We can send him a third chain for his birthday. Now hush."
"That’s so not Raven! You can’t buy two chainz a third chain."
"I’m never ever letting you wear leggings or pencil skirts.
2 Chainz is too old for you.. he’s like.. what? Forty?”
"I am going to be his present, I look cute in a bow. You can’t forget to give a gift to someone on their birthday."
baby laila is the cutest li shit ever
I support your life decisions.”
"All he wants for his birthday is a big booty girl. Mommy and Auntie have a big booty so that means so will I. I can be his present."
“Secrets don’t make friends..” Brad knelled down and chuckled. “But.. tell me anyways..”
"…." She even did the spider web dance that he did so much.